What happens when all the Sparks kids get together? Somebody gets a mullet. Last time it was Aaron... This time it was me.
Behold the glory.
Missouri Compromise, Mississippi Mudflap, Camaro Cut, Hockey Hair, Long Island Iced Tease, Ape Drape, Neck Blanket, Doggy Door, Kentucky Waterfall, Norco Neck-Warmer, Achy-Breaky-Hair, Louisiana Purchase. The name doesn't matter- it's awesome by any name.
A little blow-drying and I look like a black haird Guile from Street Fighter.