The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.And considering how much my old man loved a good old fashion mustache, it should come as no surprise that I love them so. Here's my humble offering. 30 days worth of stache.
Sure, it may have it's very own neutral territory featuring no hair (consider it the Switzerland of my face) but let me tell ya, there's nothing that says Dignified like a stache.
My good buddy Andy and I decided it needed a name, so we set to brainstorming.Here's Andy's list:
Black Magic, the Tropic of Capricorn, Howard the Humid, Teen Wolf, Caesar Augustus, Col. Mustard, Flicka, Herb from PR, The Skinny, Charles the filth, the Widow's Wedding Veil, Cave of Wonders.
Here's my list:
Eduardo, Virgil, Itchy & Scratchy, Pierre, Daddy Long Legs, Curb Feelers, Cat Scratch Fever, The English Patient, Minimum P.I., Mister Miagi, The Pride of Oklahoma, Kansas Cousin Kisser, The Shroud of Turin, The Desperado's Hideout.
My vote goes to "The Widow's Wedding Veil." Cast your VOTES!
Hmm....I find myself caught somewhere between "Kansas Cousin Kisser" and my own creation "Mr Belvedere's offspring". And you are doing a great dishonor to Switzerland, likening it unto that offensive bald patch in the middle of your lip. It carries so beauty or majesty as great as the Swiss. It's more like Tooele, the nuclear wasteland of your face. Admit it.
ReplyDeleteHow about something like Frito Bandito????? Hey the older I get and the hormones I have from meds...I can out grow your little hairs on the lip. Its no fun............name withheld
ReplyDeleteSome day you will have a nice big mustache like your Dad and Opa and a hairy chest too .When Opa came home from Viet Nam he had a big
ReplyDeleteold mustache like your Dad.
Hope you had a nice Birthday
Hugs
I think that you should look to the Book of Mormon for inspiration and call it the narrow strip of wilderness.
ReplyDeleteI grew out my stache for almost 5 weeks. I'll post the picture when I find it lol. Well done.
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