My good friend Will in my research group insists that he could win in a fight with a wolf by "kicking it in the stomach, or hitting it in the face."
Crazy! So I decided to put it to a vote.
versus
Conditions: 1 vs 1, no weapons except for sticks and such that are lying around, she-wolf but with no cubs present
Special X-factor: Will has a mustache
VOTE!
wolf!
ReplyDeleteWolf! But I think the wolf would be scared of the mustache.
ReplyDeleteWill! Unless he shaved.
ReplyDeleteso just to be clear: that's not techinically a vote for will so much as a vote for a mustache winning a fight with a wolf.
ReplyDeleteI would definitely win!! Especially if it was female, it would tremble, like most women, at the sight of my stache!
ReplyDeleteWe vote for the stache. It's common knowledge that wolves are afraid of creeps...sorry Will.
ReplyDeleteEven with Special X-factor, Will is toast. His only hope is Special X-factor 2. Just check the testimonials at the bottom.
ReplyDeleteJack
Unless he's been doing some intense training on the side with Dwight Shrewt, he's toast.
ReplyDeleteWait, I may have to concede. I found a video on youtube that may prove once and for all that a wolf would win a fight. I am not completely convinced but this does hurt my case.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2fkg3i58ds
Although the 'stache is a very formidable defense mechanism, it is only suitable for defense and would not aid otherwise in defeating the wolf. The stamina of the wolf would eventually overcome that of the 'stache and Will would shortly follow.
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