just follow this link to Mustache March. You won't regret it.
My favorite is the March 31 Judgement Day picture gallery complete with before and after pictures and possible new careers for the mustachioed contestant. the leftist activist (slide #17),
the radio morning show personality (slide #19),
and the wooden decoy carver (slide #3) are my favorites.
props to my awesome brother-in-law who participated in the University of Pacific Mustache March. see pictures here.