Mom vs Santa Barbara

Let's see... Final Score: Mom 0; Santa Barbara 4

**Mom flew into Santa Barbara in the crazy wind and she almost yacked on the plane. I then took her to a crazy Tea Party rally.

**Mom went hiking and picked up a little friend...
... a TICK! We had to pull it out because it had already burrowed! I may or may not have squirted all the tick juice back into her while pulling it out.

**Mom got poison oak all over her arm. She'll be seeing that soon. *shudder*

**We were riding bikes over to the school and as we went past Isla Vista, the filth of the earth, somebody lobbed a water-balloon at mom from a car! The balloon narrowly missed and hit a pile of fresh MANURE right in front of her covering my poor mom's face and body in manure. There was poo everywhere- it really stunk.

Sorry mom, Santa Barbara is usually really nice. Hopefully Boston will be nicer to you! Thanks for visiting.