Next Friday at 4pm we are hosting the first annual "Clarke Group Holiday Table Tennis Invitational." It took Bill 1.5 years to find a ping-pong ball, but we are finally ready to promote some group unity. We'll be competing for fabulous prizes including donuts, lab cabinet space and maybe we can even get a coveted "get-out-of-group-meeting-presentation-free" card! Please reply if you're up to the challenge so we can prepare the tournament bracket.
I thought was hilarious, especially because we have no lab cabinet space at all. We even sent it to the boss. Shortly thereafter he trumped our celebration by throwing a holiday open house the next day complete with this snazzy flier.